But Grandmother, there is a ladybug floating in the water, she said.
Why Abby you are right! I put the ladybug in the nearest tree. I told her that ladybugs are our friends because they eat all the creepy things on plants and trees. She had no idea what I was talking about but agreed the entire time with me. What a doll.
Where is the ladybug? Let me get my jowls on it little lady. I will take care of you.
Ok Sophie, I know you will take care of it. You are such a good watchdog. By the way, is the grass going to attack me? If so I know you will bark at it and make it stop. Let's go up and see the horses k?
Grandmother, I thought you had Jones and Dakota all clean. Yes Abby I did but they are horses and they roll in the dirt just to piss me off (I didn't really say that word but by golly I was thinking it).